barleyponics

The growth and development of the human brain using beer as the primary source of nourishment.

Becky: Isn't that Bubby's sixth beer?
Joe: Could be but not to worry. He's been on a barleyponics regiment for a month now and has moved up to using some three syllable words.

by Your Eminence June 20, 2016

Ballypop

the act of treating the male genitals as a lollypop only the balls are the lolly not the shaft

dude, your mom loves my ballypop.

by bignickdigga1 March 3, 2009

barleycorns

A word similar in definition to fiddlesticks, used when expressing frustration or awe.

Gretchen: Prudence, Jessica shaved her head!"
Prudence: Oh Barleycorns!

by avoriciousskirt December 2, 2007

Barleyout

The sudden and often explosive expulsion of alcohol from ones body by means of defecation

Excuse me kind sir, I must go barleyout before my next pint.

Oh! I'm so sorry but I have to go barleyout.

Sorry if I woke you up, I had to barleyout from all the drinking last night.

by Da Waff March 24, 2022

baileypost

A social media post that is inexplicably, heinously horny

NLE Choppa saying he nutted in his girl when they first met was such a baileypost.

by Bookie_b June 16, 2022

Bojarian Barleycorns

A measurement. Universal in mankind, everyone understands Bojarian Barleycorns. A common increment of weight or length.

"Say bro, how many Bojarian Barleycorns did Benson's burbii weigh ?"
"Yo, homie. That mofo burbii weighed eight and three eighths of Debns finest utilitarian measurements."

by Tinca July 21, 2022