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Balkans

A region in Southeast Europe where everyone hates each other.

Greece hates turkey and vice versa

Serbia hates turkey and vice versa
Greece hates Albania

Greece hates skopia and vice versa
Serbia hates Croatia and vice versa
Bulgaria hates turkey and vice versa
No one likes Slovenia and no one considers it Balkan.
Those Balkans are fucking crazy
by not a guy named Andreas December 14, 2019
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Arkansas Barking Spider

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider
by handymanCT December 17, 2009
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balkanigga

White people from the Balkan. Usually barbers or car mechanics in their home country. Others move to Germany or some Scandinavian country. They have abusive parents and minimally 23 cousins. Balkanigga politicians are war criminals. Balkaniggas hate each other , but they team up on the Turkish.
Jon: Why is your face all messed up?
Paul: Some balkaniggas beat me up and stole my cevapi.
by BrunoRuno December 22, 2019
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barkay

pronounced - bark-Ay

the term "barkay" can be used at the end of an argument, signifying that you dont care about the topic anymore.

Also used as a sarcastic retort to somebody who is annoying you.
1.
"...so if you shot me in the head, i would still have the strength to break your neck....blah......"

"barkay, just STFU"

2.
"(babbling on about some inane subject)"

"barkay, i dont care now f**k off"
by aLLow nD TingZz May 16, 2010
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Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.
FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."
by Psykram May 12, 2010
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Fart barking

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011
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barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese
I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.
by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009
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