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verb (intrans.)
1. A portmanteau of the words 'ball' and 'gargle' meaning to gargle someone's balls.

noun
1. an act or instance or the sound of bargling : an unzip and bargle of sweaty nuts.
2. bargler : one who is in the act of bargling.

verb
A general act of fucking something up : The job was completely bargled when that retard took over.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: from French gargouiller ‘gurgle, bubble,’ from gargouille ‘throat’ (see gargoyle ) and Middle English : from Old Norse bҩllr, of Germanic origin.
When I am in need of a good bargle, Jason's the first one I call - and he always satisfies.
bargle by Marc Yelloz August 17, 2007
To Bargle: To place one's face and/or Penile genetalia into the crack of a very large, yet not obese or fat, buttox, and proceed to move your face around and say, "Bargle Bargle Bargley Barglez"
Jordan: dude, what would you do if Kim Kardashian just took her pants off in front of you right now? like, what would you do?

Me: Well, I'd start off by giving her a good Bargling. After I Bargle her, i would Barglez her again just for TeH LuLz.
Bargle by xxHorseAssassinxx July 7, 2011
What my grandma says when she wants to say donut.
G: hello dear, do you want a bargle?
Isa: A what?
bargle by TheBargler April 2, 2017
A sound that a dog makes that sounds like the combination of gargling and barking.
My dog likes to bargle at the door just before she barks at the Amazon delivery guy.

Bargle nawdle zouss 

To speak or sing distinctly, which is especially hard for one to do while marbles in their mouth.
"It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth"
- "Weird Al" Yankovic, 1992

Bargle Smellin 

he cleaned up rthe bathroom and immediatley spelt bargle smellin