barshart

A table; graph or other graphical representation of statistics deliberately intended to mislead,
coerce or generally manipulate the truth.

Having just watched a presentation in which the project profitability is a gazillion percent; I suspect the barshart may be slightly misleading.

by G Richard M November 8, 2019

barkshard

to expel fecal matter through the anus while simultaneously barking.

"Last night around the campfire, your English bulldog barksharded all over my leg."

by polleyoo September 6, 2011

Nathan Barnhart

Is the sweetest man you'll ever meet. Look sexy with glasses, but recently got contacts and looks even better. Has brown hair, brown eyes. He may not be 6 foot but his height definitely went to his dick.

Girl: Have you seen Nathan Barnhart without his contacts?

Girl2: Yes! He is my biggest crush!

by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022

barfart

What happens when you are really drunk and making out with someone then you accidently throw up into their mouth. Immediately after the barfing ceases, or during the barfing, you fart.

Maddy had a bit too much to drink last night and barfarted on her boyfriend, now everyone will make fun of her for the rest of her life.

by Gavinnnn February 2, 2006

barffart

barffart is when you are extremely drunk (usually drinking sailor jerry) and are producing flatulence from your rectum while vomiting

'i drank to much sailor jerry and barffarted all night'

'baby... i barffarted'

'that bitch was so drunk she was barffarting while giving someone a hum dinger'

by TheFancys July 25, 2009

Bursharticup

Burping, Sharting, Hiccuping, & Vomiting Simultaneously

Elizabeth bursharticupped in front of her boyfriend, and was extremely mortified.

by AimsterEj June 29, 2009

barnhart

to lick or slobber on something by accident or on purpose

Jaden just barnharted you bad... lol

Did you barnhart this smoke?

by Lacsticles December 24, 2006