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Barch, v. 1. A variant form of sexual assault; 2. The act of unexpectedly biting out the asshole of a victim and then spitting it into his or her mouth whilst screaming.
1. I will barch your mother.
2. My phys ed teacher was arraigned on charges for barching a minor.
3. Every time we play Cold Storage, I'm constantly getting barched by stickies.
Barch by The Slothening June 21, 2019
The more loving way to call someone a b**ch.
Person 1: “Shut up, barch.”
Best Friend: “Love you too!”
Barch by bbarch123 March 18, 2020
A Clash of Clans strategy. Its name is derived from the abbreviation of the army composition: Barbarians and Archers (B+Arch)
Farming Barch is good at low TH levels.
Barch by #LGCC9CCPP September 18, 2020
A secretive way of saying bitch.
she's such a barch
Barch by georgehorse March 24, 2021

Barch Tarts 

large breasts, boobs, tits, knockers, fun bags, jubblies

or in dennis rancks words: pillows

you can also call someone a barch if you wanted to call them a bitch.

barch tarts = bitch tits

damn dude karli's got some nice barch tarts, i even named em! SABRINA AND CINNAMON!!!
Barch Tarts by woodddd June 17, 2008

Happy Evasive Bachelor 

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.
Glaswegian An unkept individual. Bachles usually wear clothes that are crumpled and ill-fitting.
Och, look at that shackly wee bachle!
Bachle by c.linguist August 12, 2020