Fake, totally unintersesting
porn site that has become extremely popular in some bizarre, metaphysical manner. Often credited with single-handedly starting the God-awful trend of "reality"
porn sites. Follows the adventures of a handful of bad actors and general wankers employed by
porn juggernaut
Ox Entertainment. Can typically be seen in and around South
Florida paying fat, used-up, coke-shooting skanks $700 to ride around in a van and get reamed by one of the ugly freaks of nature that resides therein. Even then, if you dare conjure up any semblence of an erection, it's usually quelled by a certain wheezing, giggling, cackling, totally obnoxious bastard going by the
name of Dirty Sanchez. Very little is known about this mysterious individual, other than the fact that he insists on cracking bad jokes the entire
time and seems to get off on
random, amateurish zooming and panning. A bunch of equally stupid and low-quality
porn sites that feature many of the same girls along with the same lame-brained actors are included as extras for those deluded enough to actually buy a subscription to this shitopia. Even worse than Milf Hunter.
"Hey
baby gurrrr hahahahaha wanna like ga hahahaha like
come ride with us? Hahahaha, dude, dude, dude!!"
-
Dirty Sanchez
