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bananagate

The scandal that rocked the League 2 footballing world.

During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.

It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.

Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.

Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.
You see the paper? That whole 'bananagat' thing is manic, I tell ya!
by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005
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banana boat

an all male gay cruise
I almost signed up for that cruise until I found out it was a banana boat.
by truck drivin jim April 9, 2009
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Mexican banana boat ride

Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation
While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.
by napajoe December 6, 2017
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Bananabam

A word that means absolutely nothing, but it describes everything.
Jeff-Hey John, what are you doing?
John-oh, i'm just drinking some coffee.
Jeff-Hey, that's pretty bananabam
by Owenledragon173 February 15, 2020
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bananabobenis

A: What did you do yesterday?
B: Bananabobenis.
by akiramabrain January 31, 2022
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bananamatic

A machine that produces bananas in Honduras. Also used as an expression by generally dorky people to describe something that they feel is "awesome." Can refer to someone that uses bananas to practice performing blow jobs or sexual intercourse.
1. "That banana is HUGE where's it from?" "Don't know, some bananamatic in Honduras."

2. "That Star Wars convention was BANANAMATIC, man!"

3. "Dude, that chick is ugly." "Oh but did you hear, she's a bananamatic." "That's hot.
by YourSecondWorstEnemey June 16, 2010
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bananabate

Bananabating is a form of masturbation that involves, yes, a banana. Take a semi-ripe banana and wrap the banana 2/3 of the way up with duct tape. With the banana still unpeeled, squish around the insides until mushy. Then, cut off the untaped 1/3 and throw away. Lastly, stick the banana in the microwave for approximately 23 seconds, then fuck the shit out of it. Enjoy.
Ever since Jane left me, I've been sick and tired of using my hand. I think I might bananabate tonight instead.
by Mattyd0826 March 24, 2008
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