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banana milk

itss so sus youll die ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ
banana milk by banana mlk March 12, 2022

Banana-milk method 

The banana-milk method is when you come home after a 7-hour long school day and you're broke.
You haven't had time for breakfast because you want the extra 10 minutes on the pillow instead of eating that same crusty ass oatmeal that you've been eating your entire life for breakfest.

When you come home the first thing you do Is check the fridge and its of course empty. You close it and check again ain hope of something spawn, but nothing does. You spot a half-ripe banana and the carton of milk only has enough milk in it for 1 full glass. You go to your room and you eat the banana, and then chug the milk as fast as you can you can't feel the pain in your stomach after starving an entire day. You then force yourself to go to sleep and wake up with 7hp and 5 shield, followed by an emptiness in your body. You need master this technique in order to wake up at the exact moment that dinner is ready. Then you inhale as much dinner as you can so you can go to sleep again after and then wake up to another day of using banana-milk method.
"Bro why are you so skinny at the moment?"

"Damn dawg I'm running banana-milk method right now that I'm broke"

hot banana milk 

Usually defined as overly warm or even hot semen. Often accompanied by intense orgasms. It is also a phrase used to describe warm vaginal discharge by elderly women.
dude i banged cortney last night and her face got covered in hot banana milk.

banana in a sea of milk

when a "banana" (person of asian heritage who is otherwise white) interacts with mass amounts of white people, and is one of very few, sometimes no other, people of ethicticity other than caucasian.
"Arthur, I can't believe I took you skiing, you're the only non-white I've seen today."

"Yeah, I'm a banana in a sea of milk. Let's play "spot the black guy in vail""

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar 

Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz
I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad

Banana Milkshake 

While performing sexual intercourse, the male inserts a banana inside the female's anus. This is typically done in the ever famous "doggie-style" position. Once the male is prepared to ejaculate, he removes his penis from the vagina and ejaculates around the banana, which is still inserted in the anus. Banana milkshake, ladies and gentlemen.
Last night, Jo-Anne and I were feeling quite sexy and she said she was very hungry as well as very thirsty. I told her I would give her a banana milkshake. She was quite surprised, yet pleased with the outcome.
Banana Milkshake by famousb13 October 3, 2009