Baluch

A group of Indo-Iranian people who primarily live in Western Balochistan (Iran) and Eastern Balochistan (Pakistan). They speak Baluchi, a language, that borrows vocabulary from Farsi but is very similar to Kurdish. In fact, it is argued that Baluch are descendants of the Kurds. Baluch people in both regions consists of being Sunni-muslims. The Baluch of Iran are NOT Persians despite the fact that many of them speak Farsi as a second language nor will they identify themselves as so (keep in mind that all Persians are Iranian but not all Iranian are Persians.) Baluch people vary in looks with some being light skinned and others being extremely dark skinned. Even though there are millions of Baluchi's, some of them have left their hometowns and settled elsewhere as they are systematically killed and oppressed by the governments of both countries. Baluchestan/ Balochistan are areas that are rich in natural resources, especially with respect to oil.

Person A: You're from Iran, so you're Persian?
Baluch Person: No, I am Baluchi.

Person B: What part of Pakistan are you from? Punjab?
Baluch Person: I'm a Baluch from Balochistan

by Baluch123 June 26, 2017

balubar

usually a balubar is a very stupid guy doing stuff that irritates other people.

i know man he's such a balubar

by dravv July 29, 2020

balungous

Excessively expansive rear end

I cannot wear skinny jeans because my balungous doesn't fit in them.

by Screwie booie February 7, 2010

big baluba

Unruly or wild person. Word used by Irish teachers to describe misbehaving kids. Racial slur. Name of a tribe in Katanga, involved in a fatal attack on Irish United Nations peacekeepers in 1961.

Teacher walks into classroom and sees student jumping around.
"Sit down, you big baluba", says the teacher.
Student punches teacher in face, jumps out window, escapes to freedom. Returns later to burn down school.

by Arzface January 19, 2008

Balumpus

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.

Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slut Carrie gave me a blowjob!

by Froat August 12, 2007

Balupto

Small, often painful burn marks left on the sides of your penis Usually caused by frequent or rough masturbation. Another way to get these things is unprotected, unlubricated anal sex.

"Dude, I found a great porno at the store and gave myself some nasty balupto."

by Ryan Schilling December 15, 2009

Baluga bomb

A shit so incredibly big it blocks the toilet and after a while blows the whole bathroom up and leaves shit within 5 km of the explosion.

I feel so sick I might do a Baluga bomb

by Oscra Papa October 11, 2018