Noun
Pronounced: Bal-Tha-Zar the Bril-iant
There was once a man named Balthazar
He was a tad bizzar
But one day he got out of his car
And showed a kid a lil scar
He got when working out at a bar
He jerked off and shot it far
He burnt down his car and turned it in to char-
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Pronounced: Bal-Tha-Zar the Bril-iant
There was once a man named Balthazar
He was a tad bizzar
But one day he got out of his car
And showed a kid a lil scar
He got when working out at a bar
He jerked off and shot it far
He burnt down his car and turned it in to char-
MANDER dada d ad ad a d ad a Ii cHAlanG U
Josepha: Bro what the hell that man just tramatised a kid
Boston: Nah man he' just a Balthazar the Brilliant
Nokia Phone: Dwummmm
Boston: Nah man he' just a Balthazar the Brilliant
Nokia Phone: Dwummmm
by cole god of cows July 22, 2023

Balthazar Lune is the best character in all of fiction, and the owner of several hot air balloons in the third case of the video game The Great Ace Attorney: Resolve.
by Icecoldkremit April 7, 2025
