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bilqees

A cute beautiful girl who goes to class but doesn't like taking notes but tries her best to take notes.
Wow that girl is such a bilqees!
by swaggieman November 8, 2017
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Baleestical

A categorization of explosive that makes a "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" sound after being detonated, and makes people, other living beings, or inanimate objects explode in an upwards manner, as if being propelled. This makes it seem as if the victim is screaming in delight although in reality they most likely die instantly or are experiencing extreme pain upon their upward propulsion. The term was first coined by famous hockey player and internationally recognized terrorist Matthew Savoie after witnessing a particularity scary grenade being detonated in the toiletries section of a bed, bath and beyond. Only later would he realize that the explosion it was a pit bull having explosive diarrhea while puncturing a chew toy and the upwardly propelled victim of the explosion was simply a junkie who had a massive spring lodged deep in his anus and was bouncing around like Tigger , the fictional tiger character who is known to bounce around.
Soldier 1: I'm gonna throw this baleestical grenade into the enemy trench!
Soldier 2: Watch out for the flying excrement!
by PlumpyTortoise October 16, 2019
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"See the balqes over there, wowww, what a queen"
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Belqees

The baddest bitch eve that can maybe depressed has anxiety has a lot of friends but also doesn’t give a fuck about what people say
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