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by Gay ballerhino April 5, 2019
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Get the hot air balloon mug.A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.
Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.
by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020
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"Well my heart just burst like a glass balloon"
"I was the wrong damn girl in the wrong damn room, I broke my glass balloon."
"I was the wrong damn girl in the wrong damn room, I broke my glass balloon."
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