bowlectomy

Cleaning a resinated pot pipe by removing the screen, burning off the resin and scraping the bowl free of ash.

Bonnie: That pipe is clogged.

Bruce: No, I just perfomed a bowlectomy.

by Space Head September 16, 2008

balljectory

1.) One who throws an object at a mans nuts while trying to make a trajectoried path to give the man the most pain ever felt.

2.) When a douchebag that delibertly throws some object for no apparent reason at an unexpecting innocent man while trying to target their nutsac.

EXAMPLE 1:

Evan to Jared: Hey check out this baseball I have. I am going to hit J.R. square in the Nuts with it.

Jared to Evan: Dude he has got to be like 5 to 10 yards away.

Evan to Jared: Check this out. Hey J.R.!!!! Over Here!!!

J.R turning to face Evan and Jared: What? What do you want?

Evan throws baseball as hard as he can and hits J.R. square in the nuts from 8 yards.

J.R. falls to his knees in much pain while crying: Owe my sac!!!!

Jared to Evan: Dude the way you hit J.R. square in the nuts from 8 yards....that was a total balljectory moment.

by scroawesome22 October 12, 2010

Bassectomy

to vibrate a mans testicles from a filthy bassline to the point of causing ejaculation and imminent loss of fertility and use of the penis.

naw sheet nigga that bassline cut like a knife shit gave u a rull bassectomy nigga.

by Unicron420 March 22, 2011