slag ballast

Ostentatious jewellery which sparkles so much you can't see it's true, low, value...

Like Bling, but from Elizabeth Duke

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Ballast tanks

When your balls expand from absorbing too much water from sitting in the bath too long.

I was taking a bath, and I mustve dozed off, because when I looked down, I had ballast tanks.

by Bojojo June 16, 2011

blow ballast

To defecate (Royal Navy slang)

"Excuse me chaps, I need to blow ballast."

by Andy June 19, 2006

empty my ballast tank

When said by a woman, to urinate.

I'm gonna go empty my ballast tank.

by K. Isaacson April 21, 2007

ballast shovelling

This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.

Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!

by Jinny the pig December 31, 2013

Ballastic

when something is so good that no other possible words could describe it

damn shiz ballastic

by Betterist March 21, 2024

Ballastic

A strong feeling about something, mostly positive.

“Dude I just won my race.”

“That’s actually ballastic Bro let’s go!”

by Fitzmite March 21, 2024