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ball slapping nag

1. A wife or girl friend who is always bitching at you

2. A rough riding horse, like in the movie "The Great Outdoors"
1. That ball slapping nag bitched at me to mow the lawn the whole time the race was on tv.

2. Hey trooper, where's that ball slapping nag you were riding on?
by rustyfalcon March 24, 2008
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Ball slap

When you drop a deuce so long that when it finally all exits it slaps your balls as it tips over
I had a nice ball slap but had to wipe the skid mark off my sack
by SDSkidmark June 9, 2016
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bonus ball slap

In a pornographic film, or in real life, when the male's scrotum is long and loose, and is riding a female hard, the balls will slap against the female's body, created an additional slapping noise, hence, the bonus ball slap.
by sir poopiepants April 4, 2006
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cambodian ball slap

To slap someone's balls with such a force such that the scrotum is ripped off from the base of the male body and sent flainling across the floor.
Chuck Norris once Cambodian Ball Slapped a man, and now that man is chasing his ball across the Atlantic Ocean.
by shark0115 June 15, 2008
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ball slapping sex

ball slapping sex is the act of having your balls slap against your sexual partner whilst having intercourse.
yo man last night I had ball slapping sex with your sister!
by Ball-eater-man January 6, 2021
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Star Spangled Ball Slap

When you punch your unsuspecting friend in the balls during the national anthem of a sporting event.
by Mallrats09 December 21, 2008
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Quad Ball Slap Fest Extravaganza

The sexual event entailing two men placing their testicles in another person's mouth and slapping the shaft of their penis's off the face of the reciever.
Chad and Mikey made my face hurt with their Quad Ball Slap Fest Extravaganza!
by QUAD BALLER August 23, 2010
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