baldie

when u see a bald man this is his name

the light form baldie's head is reflecting into my eyes!
quick go rub baldie's head for good luck!

by Angie G April 29, 2002

Baldi

That one freakin’ teacher with that one freakin’ ruler that smacks that one freakin’ part of the body that I shall not mention.

Welcome to Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning!

by Mug Handle June 22, 2018

baldie

a bald headed person, typically a man

Hey baldie, where you going.

by Light Joker May 26, 2007

Baldi

A bald man from a trending spoopy horror game

Welcome to baldi’s basics in education and learning! That’s me!

by Flowey The killer flower June 15, 2018

Baldy

A traditional skinhead, one who isn't racist. The opposite of a bonehead

There was a fight at the punk show last night between a Baldy and a Bonehead.

by Steve_Juggernaut May 9, 2006

Baldi

A firm, determined, erotic, ferocious, shake-weight-esque, professionally delivered, precisely executed hand job, full of motion in a climate controlled crib. All of your problems are released in five minutes when receiving a Baldi.

Clifford: Yo Dutchy just got a Baldi in the crib!
Felix: Dude I got one in the attic!
Frederick: I'm next in line!
Pablo: Who wants a Baldi?!?!

by baldilover69 January 12, 2011

Baldi

A slap-happy grampappy that will whoop someone that gets a maths question wrong.

'OOOOOH, Baldi's gonna whoop your ass!'

by Git Slepped July 20, 2018