Blammered

A state of intense drunkenness whereby one can either be extremely belligerent and musically inclined, or gobless.

Did you see Dick playing the air guitar last night and singing "Gonna take the bottles to the depot"?! He was absolutely blammered!!!

by Barkatown January 27, 2017

ballsammered

When you have consumed two beans and 8 pints of lager and have passed out in a position where you are leant 60 degrees against an off white coloured wall

Mate that geezer is absolutely ballsammered

by Uma tea November 19, 2021