bakedness

Bakedness is the measurement of one's level of marijuana at any given time. Also known as stonidity.

My level of stonidity is so high that I can't even describe my level of bakedness.

by FukWit September 2, 2015

TABITHA BASTRESS

Tabitha, you are seriously the best EVER.
Things she is super good at:
Tennis... like super good
French... yet again, super good
Pretty much any piece of school work... super good
Tabitha is SO GORGEOUS even though she probably does not know it. She may not know it, but everyone loves her. As someone who is super wholesome and understanding she knows when it is right to say something and when to handle situations properly. Her smile is contagious and when you are feeling down, she lights up the world.

OMG IS THAT TABITHA BASTRESS!?!?!?!
YEAH she's the best
Yeah, even better than her sister, cassie.

by beanenchiladas April 6, 2022

Bakeress

(bey-ker-is) -noun
1)A medical person who bakes coconut laden brownies of the 'special' sort.
2)A shoe throwing maniac
3)A jewish woman
4)Someone who works with a poor quality LPN.

Origin: 2008 VA, before 1000 ME bekere

"Gosh, I wish that Bakeress would stop yelling at plants and do some work around here."

by Chief Red January 24, 2008

Bakerers

An upcoming online game i am developing. It will be hip, hilarious and most of all, fun as hell. It spawned from my friends quote "Can I be Like, uhhhhh..... A Baker?" while he was querying about Runescape.

I am the makerer of Bakerers!

by freakmastercorndog March 7, 2005

bakress

a female baker

friend: did you make these cookies?
me: yeah, you can tell im not a bakress

by jbderek July 14, 2020