Oui oui baguette 

Sydney says this a lot and she doesn’t actually know what it means lol

Sydney: this food is good
Friend: ikr it’s actually really good
Sydney: oui oui baguette
Friend: huh?
Sydney: idek

Oui oui baguette by psistillloveu February 3, 2019

oui oui baguette 

my clueless ass in french class

teacher: could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he cant eat it,
say it in french

me: Oui Oui baguette

oui oui baguette by hashhashbrown February 6, 2019

Baguette 

A shape of diamonds. The baguette cut shape is similar to other square or rectangular shape cuts, based on straight, clear lines and simple geometric form.

I’ve heard of affairs which are strictly Platonic
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic

Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes

(Gentlemen prefer blonds)

Baguette by Haliotis December 13, 2012

Baguettes in the face 

N. Another phrase for diamond grills commonly used in rap songs.

Ex: Don’t ask me the time, I got baguettes in the face (bling)

Baguettes in the face by Sugaaadaddii69 July 3, 2019

Baguette Bashing 

A slang term for french male masturbation.

Pierre was in his room all night, baguette bashing.

Baguette Bashing by PezPot September 28, 2018

Baguette 

A baguette is a long French bread. It can also mean a penis in other languages like German.

Man: I will bring a baguette tonight!
Woman: What kind of baguette do you mean?

Baguette by Find a Wingman November 4, 2019

I don't speak baguette 

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.

Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette

I don't speak baguette by thesilentblulemon March 23, 2021