bagpipe

The penis when in proper connection with the testicles.

When Freddy needed to urinate, he whipped out his bagpipe.

by Wild Bill December 30, 2003

bagpipe

To make a funny noise by blowing air on a baby's butt.

The baby-sitter bagpiped Tanya while changing her diaper.

by Gabriel June 4, 2003

Bagpipe

The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.

"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."

by bagpiper207 May 16, 2018

Bagpipe

Smoking 2 Cartridges & A Sherlock in the same toke

Look at you, you insane pothead pullin on your bagpipe

by AdrianStock March 12, 2022

bagpipe wanker

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

by wanking December 12, 2016

bagpipe lung

1. A condition after sucking too much dick.

2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.

Mary’s out of breath! Ya, she sucked so much dick at the party, that she has bagpipe lung!

by Sambiase September 30, 2022

Bagpipe Boner

An event wherein a certain tune, played on bagpipes, is so beautiful that a male who is listening to the tune experiences an erection. Also defined as a Piperection, bagpipe boners are more common in enthusiastic male bagpipers, all sexuality aside.

"Dude, I was listening to Scotland The Brave and got a total Bagpipe Boner."

"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."

by Miss-terElliot December 28, 2013