bagpipes

A musical instrument originating in eastern Europe, but is usually thought to have originated in Scotland. It consists of a sack, three drones, a blowpipe, and a chanter. It has a wonderful, melodious sound, and anybody who disagrees can go shove their guitars, flutes, and pianos up their smelly, oversized asses. People who play and/or like the bagpipes tend to be popular, good-looking, cool, athletic, smart, and have active sex lives, and people who don't like the bagpipes tend to be ugly, mentally deficient social outcasts who spend their time playing D&D and masturbating to pictures of their mothers.

I play the bagpipes. 'Nuff said.

by anonymous bagpiper May 13, 2006

bagpiping

stimulation of the penis to climax by using the armpit of your lover.

Lets try bagpiping because you have the painters in.

by Martin Judas Carter January 20, 2003

bagpiping

To put your partners penis under your arm and play it like a bagpipe

by Matt and Julie December 20, 2002

bagpiper

v. engaging in the act of intercourse with one's armpit

needless to say, i did not lend out the bagpiper during my entire trip to france

by shinebox April 5, 2003

bagpipes

the missing link between music and noise.

zak: it's not quite music but it's not quite noise, what the hell is it?

Sara:oh that's bagpipes

by painter of unseen art February 21, 2009

bagpipe

To have sex by using the armpit of another person for stimulation of the penis until orgasm. The term makes reference to the Irish and Scottish musical instruments of the same name: bagpipes have an airbag that is inflated by the performer, held under the arm, and squeezed. This term is heard most often among gays, but the act can be performed by hetero- or homosexuals.

"I humped my partner's armpit until I came, what we call a bagpipe."

by El Roberto July 7, 2005

bagpipe

To use the armpit for sexual gratification.

by RaulDuke April 11, 2003