backhanded gift

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.

Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.

by bitchpleeeeeease December 26, 2011

backhanded compliment

An insult disguised as a compliment

"No, honey...I love yours. I don't even like them big."
"Relax, sweetie...you were perfectly adequate."
"Your haircut really slims your face."
Since Michael is a pompous prick, I think I'll give him a backhanded compliment.

by Ryan Deerhead September 6, 2006

chicago backhander

Similiar to the "stranger," the act of masturbating with your opposite hand, backwards after sitting on it (so it goes numb) to simulate someone else jerking you off. Usually done in the dark so you don't realize its yourself.

"I gave myself a Chicago backhander last night since my girl was not available. It was like somebody else was doing it."

by Fiyerman July 28, 2009

Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog

This sex maneuver can is mainly preformed during doggy style or anal sex with the girl on all fours receiving the penis. Whilst giving it to the woman from behind, you are standing in an awkward position with your knees outwards in order to get your genitals to the same height as the woman. The awkward, but yet power thrusting stance, can be related to a frog. Right as you are about to ejaculate, you thrust with your gluteus and your hamstrings and leap over the girl who is being fucked. With a quick spin in the air, you will land feet first with the girl still on all fours at the edge of the bed. You then blow your load into her face and backhand her right where the spunk has been sprayed all over her slutty face.

Brendan Huff: "Dude did you hear about Shanequa the other day?"

Robert Dobak: "No."

Brendan Huff: "her husband gave her the works the other day. He fucked her doggy style then he surprised her when he was did a Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog and slapped the fuck out of her goo covered face."

Robert Dobak: "Damn. What a Pimp! I wish somebody would give me a A Portuguese Backhanded Leapfrog"

Brendan Huff: "You're such a fag dude. But i want one too... lets do it to each other, real talk, no homo?

by Harry Alfred-Batman Dumbledore December 15, 2011

backhanded compliment

What might at first sound like a compliment but could/should really be taken as an insult when considered in its entirety.

The Republican Senator would never desecrate the holy institution of marriage by voting to allowing gays to wed; just ask his ex.

by Anon April 19, 2005

Backhanded Insult

A compliment couched in the form or tone of an insult. Often used by people who *want* to be nice, but fear being seen as weak or disingenuous, but can be unintentional.

When Maurice told Mary she was "the least photogenic pretty chick" he'd ever seen, he meant that pictures didn't do her beauty justice, but it came off as a backhanded insult.

by PBMax February 24, 2008

toongabbie backhander

(Australian Slang - Western suburbs)... Reverse hand masturbation. Where the crevice created by the thumb and forefinger becomes the entry point for the bulbous member. Quite common in the western suburbs in Sydney (wanking capital of the world).

I wanted to try something different the other night. Mrs Palmer suggested a Toongabbie Backhander.

by Jaaaaaaaaaahn August 28, 2006