(verb) To apply hot bacon to a freshly shaved vagina then proceed to consume the glory of delicious bacunt.
by Tomtom1 February 5, 2010
Get the Bacunt mug.The worship and admiration of all that is bacon. Commonly confused with Scientology, bacontology takes its roots in the true savior of the world, Bacon Christ.
by A Disciple of Bacon April 12, 2010
Get the Bacontology mug.adj: 1) comparable to the awesomeness of bacon
2) containing enough bacon to render the beholder smitten with the item
2) containing enough bacon to render the beholder smitten with the item
1) This is, like, as great as bacon! It's bacontastic even!
2) This is the greatest cheeseburger ever! It's bacontastic!
2) This is the greatest cheeseburger ever! It's bacontastic!
by FTfreakingW April 11, 2010
Get the Bacontastic mug."Oh no!" Said Geoff.
"It's the golden snitch and Craigen is going to get it!"
"HERP DERP" Said Craigen
"Better lubricate my neck with this bacontree..." Said Geoff.
HERPITY HERPITY DERP DERP DERP.
"It's the golden snitch and Craigen is going to get it!"
"HERP DERP" Said Craigen
"Better lubricate my neck with this bacontree..." Said Geoff.
HERPITY HERPITY DERP DERP DERP.
by LOLOCOPTER3000 June 4, 2011
Get the bacontree mug.Derived from a dead Mayan language. The word has for centuries been forbidden. Recently discovered in unearthed cursed Mayan ruins. Historians agree this is the worst curse word known to man.
by MazzyP February 4, 2010
Get the bicentennial mug.A person who supplements an otherwise normal diet with large amounts of pork!
They eat LARGE amounts of bacon or pork, in seemingly obscene amounts.
They eat LARGE amounts of bacon or pork, in seemingly obscene amounts.
by g-diggity January 28, 2008
Get the bacontarian mug.A heavyweight version of the century club, this is a meeting or party event where the participants drink 200 shots of beer in 3 hours and 20 minutes (200 minutes) without leaving the designated party area for any reason. Many times it is encouraged to give a toast before every round, although this becomes repetitive unless there are many people present.
This is a very alcohol intensive event, as using a normal shot glass (1.5 ounces) will yield 25 cans worth of beer in the allotted time. Even a huge guy with a wicked tolerance may find it difficult to make it the entire way through without puking his guts out. Ultimately though, it is understood that it's the spirit of the thing that counts, and there is no disgrace in hurling in the trash can or pissing in the corner if you take your beer like a champ.
This is a very alcohol intensive event, as using a normal shot glass (1.5 ounces) will yield 25 cans worth of beer in the allotted time. Even a huge guy with a wicked tolerance may find it difficult to make it the entire way through without puking his guts out. Ultimately though, it is understood that it's the spirit of the thing that counts, and there is no disgrace in hurling in the trash can or pissing in the corner if you take your beer like a champ.
Joe: "Hey where are John and Mark? I thought they were going to meet us at the party."
Mike: "They were, but they're going to the bicentennial club at Frank's house."
Joe: "Oh god, I didn't know anyone actually did that. I feel sorry for Frank's carpet."
Mike: "They were, but they're going to the bicentennial club at Frank's house."
Joe: "Oh god, I didn't know anyone actually did that. I feel sorry for Frank's carpet."
by matrixtrout3 October 21, 2009
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