Babyshitter

A diaper

"Fuck Louise, I can’t change another babyshitter. Feed Timmy some percocets that'll block him up for awhile"

by Professor Precious March 4, 2015

Babyshitting

The unfortunate circumstance of babysitting one or many bratty little asshole kids.

Guy: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Girl: "Can't, I'm babyshitting until late."
Guy: "The Johnson's little fuckers again?"
Girl: "Yeah..."

by Rockatansky August 4, 2009

babyshitter

one who is extremely arrogant
one whom is hated
one who shits infants

That MAN IS A babyshitter !!!!!

the agents from the matrix are babyshitters

by yrmom December 26, 2006

babyshart

A babyshart is when you’re sitting with your friends and anticipate a big blow, so leave to use the bathroom. After arriving a realizing that you only had a bit of diarrhea, disappointment strikes. you later gather your belongings and leave.

Bob: “hey guys i really gotta go”

20 minutes later….

Jeff:” why back so soon Bob?”

Bob:” it was a babyshart”

by jill harrison December 14, 2021

Babyshitting

When you’ve taken a fat shit and leave it floating in the toilet water while you’re still sitting on the toilet, letting it stink up the room for other shitters to smell.

Shitter 1: what’s that smell?
shitter 2: i don’t know, i think 3 is babyshitting
shitter 3: i am, i don’t wanna flush it

by garyballs123 August 7, 2022