Babcock

To surprise one's spouse with a divorce with no prior warning or indication of intent, typically by moving one's all personal belongings out of a shared residence while the other party is out.

He totally babcocked me. I came home from work, all his shit was gone and he handed me divorce papers.

by The_Seeer December 30, 2013

Babcock

An enormous women, Who has an obsession with Poetry and chapbooks, her butt is extremely large

Did you see that Babcock Yesterday, shes as big as a bus

by Jay U June 15, 2010

Babcock

A small dick.
Bab means Baby in different languages and cock also means penis so it should be "baby penis"

"That guy over there has such a Babcock"
"How long?"
"1.5 inches and he's 20!!!!"

by Oooooopoo January 05, 2019

babcock

A piss that hurts; it is when one's crotch hurts, due to medical reasons or something stupid one did, while one is taking the action of reliving oneself.

Um... uh... hey dude? What does it mean if you continually have babcocks? Does it mean you have, um, a STD?

by Connor Doggett April 15, 2010

Babcock

Dumbest GM in the NBA. Can't even rebuild a team properly. No trading skills. Should be fired NOW!

Man that trade was so unfair, they got babcocked!

by angry_fan February 24, 2005

Babcock

The act of taking some real dick from behind and quickly swallowing the cum on camera.

She babcocked herself into popularity on the internet!

by The Satan November 21, 2019

Babcock

n. Statement of a ridiculous and obscure way things could go wrong, often mentioned when everything is going well. An unlikely buzzkill. Named after Detroit Red Wings coach Mike Babcock, who finds ways to stifle high expectations for his championship-calibre team.
v. To make such a statement.

I'm cautiously optimistic about this threesome. Not to Babcock, but the problem is, increased blood flow to the penis risks genital explosion. I'm not prepared for that.

by Qris November 29, 2010