i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

by your best idiot May 23, 2010

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

A good comeback use this when arguing with a pretentious bitch like your ex girlfriend or you could reach out and slap her stupid smirk off her ugly face that makes onions cry

My ex thought we should get back together so i pimp slapped her and said I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

by ThirdWheelJimothy October 14, 2021

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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI

An adaptation of the famous quote, by those who worked at IVI Travel

"Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI" -- right, Walter.

by denkifuro August 11, 2012

But you didn't agree with me THEN

Ope, there it is! Ok. So, you did get it. You just had to spend a couple of days framing it as racism before you pivoted to "Yeah, it's our talking point but you didn't do it back when we were trying to mischaracterize a pretty obvious overdose and some probably poor police training as overt racism!"

A literal bipolar woman "But you didn't agree with me THEN!"

Hym "Tss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You fucking clowns are ridiculous! One of you is hot but still ultimately ridiculous individuals, all of you!"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024