Burgess

nobody knows what this is, go back to google

1: Whats a burgess?
2: i dont fucking know

by rottingr.oadkill September 7, 2020

Burgess

One who is completly untrustworthy , A Burgess is said to have come from the Shepton Mallet area of the West Country .

Q . How will I know if I come into contact with A Burgess ?
A . He will try to befriend you whilst trying to stick a knife in your back !
Q . Is He dangerous ?
A . Yes , especially if he is a work collegue , or member of a social club or small time football club .

look out A Burgess is coming ! put you steel vests on !

I wish Burgess would just fuck off and try and shit on somebody elses lawn !

Please can somebody drop Burgess off at the nearest desert island so he can fuck a parrot !

by gerrycan July 5, 2009

burgessism

A tall lanky individual who is also emo

Adam: hi guys im a tall lanky individual who is also emo
Peter: your a burgessism

by petertasdfd August 11, 2006

Burgess

When somone eats too much and still begs for food

He must be having a laugh he doing the burgess

by Obligatoryname November 22, 2018

Burgess

A itchy butt

I haven't taken a shower in a week and now I have the burgess

by Starship(; March 24, 2017

Burgess

A really big ass hole. You would never wan't to be be friends with a Burgess. He is the most likely to dump a girlfriend within 3 days. He is the most unkind character you would ever meet and whenever he sees a girl he is urging to get in their pants... RELATED OR NOT! He is constantly tripping family members down stairs.

Lena, your brother is such a Burgess!

by cowsaregreat95 February 22, 2018

Having A Burgess

Having a wank on some one else's bed!

Andy caught Alex 'having a burgess' on Marsdens bed

by Alex_Burgess December 17, 2011