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Bullshitist

A Bullshitist is a person who is so good at making up stories that you almost believe their lies. When they get real good it’s hard to tell which of their stories are made up and which is real.

A Bullshitist has mastered his story telling/lying in a way that makes you almost believe everything he says but never fully believe anything he says. He’s the guy who: hunts, has knowledge of guns and the military, has skydived, took karate classes at an older (odd) age, has fucked a girl from just about every country in the world, has degrees in philosophy, medicine, engineering and math, but just can’t seem to make friends.

He can’t figure out why people don’t like him. He feels he needs to be MORE IMPRESSIVE and make up bigger and better stories. He goes to social places and infiltrates a conversation on a topic he can lie well about to try to impress those people into being his friend. This usually ends with those people backing away from the Bullshitist because he’s creepy and has creepy knowledge of guns and claims he knows the best ways to kill someone while unarmed.
David: And then, just when the torturer was about to make his final move, I broke my chains, karate chopped his ass, blew up the entire military base then came back home and had a drink with the ladies... and THAT'S how I know that a good hit to the back of the head knocks someone out *convincing laugh*

Bill: Wow! You must teach me that sometime.

Kareem (whispering): Don't believe a word he says. David is a Bullshitist.
by numandine July 4, 2009
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Bullshiticle

Noun...

A debacle full of bullshit. A bullshit debacle.
Being force fed this garbage about the earth being round is a total bullshiticle.
by My gal val April 5, 2023
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bullshiticus

the patron deity of bullshit

"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.

I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."
i am praying to Bullshiticus to help me finish _____ by the deadline.
by objdefvis May 15, 2016
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bullsitting

The act of making up an excuse, such as babysitting, to get out of doing something else.
Me: Hey Katie, do you want to come hangout?

Katie: Ummmm no I can't. I have to uhhh, babysit my sister.

Me: Maaan, you ain't babysitting, you're bullsitting!!!
by valvenus November 23, 2011
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bullshipping

The ability of stores to compensate for an item's market value by projecting an initially low retail price, and then backhanding you with a shipping charge that may only be described as obscene.
"The desktop was only cheap until I found out that the ground rate was $85. What bullshipping."
by Rubellius March 25, 2010
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Bullshitting

When you talk like you know everything and anything, been everywhere and done everything but have not done fucking shit your whole life. When you talk about things to people and you think that they believe every fucking word you say, yet they are silently trying to figure out a polite way to get the fuck away from you because they don't believe a fucking word of your bullshit story!
Mike is bullshitting about winning at the casino again!
by pinnnochio May 7, 2015
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Bullshitting

Bullshitting is referred to when someone is lying, quite often blatantly.
Friend - “I slept with this hot celebrity the other night

You - “Quit bullshitting”
by Wydt June 23, 2018
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