bsl

bye social life

"shes grounded for a year she can say bsl"

by hhudhuf February 02, 2014

BSL

back side lovin
doggie style
hit it from behind
tag that ass

Man I wanna give that buttaface some BSL!

La'Quisha: Tyrone how u want it tonight, a lil BSL?
Tyrone: Hell yeah bitch, ima skeet all over dat!

by nasty nate 69 August 03, 2005

BSL

Big Straight Lies- These are lies that are the nastiest and falsest lies of them all. The thought of uttering them repulses everyone around them.

Sally: Donald Trump is a great president.
Rick: Thats some BSL!!

by acronymgoddess December 15, 2018

BSL

BSL means "beat it, skeet it, leave it." It means fucking a girl then never talking to her.

Guy: "Hey man you gonna call that girl tonight"
Guy2: "Naa man you know ma motto, BSL fa life.

by DylanbfromPP August 24, 2009

BSLS

BSLS stands for Ball-Stuck-to-Leg Syndrome. it normally occurs on very hot days, or after extreme workouts, where the sicknasty sweat that builds up glues your ballsack to your leg. it is rather annoying and not at all pleasant.

Jim: Dude, Tim, why are you walkin' funny?

Tim: Dammit man, i got that BSLS. shit.

Jim: That sucks man

by The Gunge Munky October 23, 2009

BSL

Bull shit life.

The 2011 equivalent of FML.
Used to describe such lifestyles not worth the time and effort.

You: Hey ladies. What's up?
Ladies: *Flip the bird*
You: No one fkn talks to me. I'm like a Jehovah in an Atheist neighborhood. I've got a BSL.

by Frawnsay910 April 04, 2011

BSL-4

A laboratory that contains the deadliest viruses known to mankind. These viruses are Ebola, Marburg, Lassa, Hanta, Smallpox, Crimean hemorrhagic fever, Argentinean and Bolivian hemorrhagic fevers. So any disease that makes you bleed to death, you should wear a positive pressure suit not to catch it.

Walking into a BSL-4 lab without a space suit is basically a suicidal act.

by Gio Bandito February 26, 2015