by TylerSpears September 20, 2011
A really good singer who went off the rails for a couple months, but she came back stronger than ever. Britney is pretty and a good person who got screwed in her music contracts, she's an amazing person though and people appreciate her or should.
by Reallyrealdeal March 31, 2020
noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis
"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"
"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"
"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"
by badugah February 22, 2009
Person 1:i need to get somewhere but google says it will take 10 mins and i need to be there in 5!
Person 2 (the better one) : don't worry just listen to Britney spears and walk... you'll be there in 2 mins !!!
Person 2 (the better one) : don't worry just listen to Britney spears and walk... you'll be there in 2 mins !!!
by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 25, 2022
by yo mamma March 12, 2004
Used to be considered "one of the hottest women in the world," but is now known to be "someone's fat mom."
by Noshemalenocry November 05, 2006
Britney Spears is so lame, the only way for her to succeed is to audition for cakefarts.com and fart on a cake
by Schongerberger September 02, 2008