bongshach test

Upon smoking more weed than is necessary or advisable from a bong with ancient water, the act of pouring the thick, murky liquid on a piece of paper and saying the first thing that comes to mind. Much like saying what you see in a cloud pattern and very closely related to the Rorshach Test. A good indication of what lurks in one's subconscious.

Ryan and I smoked 47 bong hits and then dumped the bong water onto some paper. I performed a Bongshach test on Ryan and he said that he saw the face of God or maybe a large cookie in the representation.

by ImnotmeImyou March 24, 2011

Dan Bergstein

An acclaimed genius who rightfully describes the Twilight series characters (i.e. Pedweird is a pedophiliac stalker with control issues and Smelly Belly is a horny teenager who complains about her life and would rather have a controlling boyfriend than outdoor spaghetti) in a hilarious blog. An icon of Sparknotes. Also known as Lt. Lasermind.

Kid 1: Lt. Lasermind is a genius.
Kid 2: Pedweird and Smelly Belly are stupid, according to him.
Kid 1: I want to go onto Sparknotes and read his latest blog.
Kid 2: Dan Bergstein is the highlight of the entire site.
Kid 1: Let's have some outdoor spaghetti, too!

by Eeyore Onesies December 7, 2010

The Borg

The Borg is a collective of humanoids implanted with cybernetic components in the Star Trek universe. They are from the Delta Quadrant and their ships shapes consist of massive cubes, spheres, and even pyramids. Their minds are connected to the hive mind and every drone has lost it’s individuality. The Borg can assimilate entire civilizations in just a day. They assimilate different species to gain their memories and knowledge so they can achieve perfection. The Borg also have a Borg queen, who controls the collective. The Borg has tried to assimilate humanity twice, giving us the Battle of Wolf 359 where the Federation got their butts kicked with 11,000 casualties and the loss of 39 out of 40 ships. Then the Borg tried to go back in time to April 5th, 2063 to prevent the first contact between humans and Vulcans. Thanks to Picard, humanity was not assimilated. The Borg surprisingly actually had a species they couldn’t assimilate. Species 8472 slapped the Borg in the face, having the ability to completely destroy entire planets. The Borg would finally be defeated by none other than Captain Janeway herself, using a viru- ahhhh *gets assimilated* HELP ME- I’M TURNING INT- We are Borg. Yǿʉѓ bĩǿlǿĝĩĉãl ãñd ţêĉĥñǿlǿĝĩĉãl dĩşţĩñĉţĩvêñêşş ŵĩll bê ãddêd ţǿ ǿʉѓ ǿŵñ. Rêşĩşţãñĉê ĩş fʉţĩlê.

The Borg has its famous quote:

“We are Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to serve us. Resistance is futile.”

by Grass grows, birds fly... April 23, 2021

borg phone

Cell Phone attachment which attaches directly into the ear. Intended to show everyone how important the user is because they cannot afford to take the time (approx. 1 second) to remove the regular phone from their pocket. Usually indicates a person craving attention or was dropped on their melon as a child.Could also be a bed wetter.Gives wearer the look of being half man. half dishwasher.

cell phone poser wanna be

My neighbor Jim is a real poser. He wears his Borg Phone when he is cutting his grass.

by Cletus Mangler December 17, 2006

borg

Drinking game consisted of blacking out. Grab a gallon jug of water and dump half of it out, then fill the rest with vodka, then put Mio in it. Shared with about 8 people.

Dude I played borg last night and got absolutely hammered.

by jdv28 April 5, 2018

Clive Borg

A Maltese expression used to described something or someone that is very fat.

OMG your so fat! You are like Clive Borg.
Ara Clive Borg. Ehh stenn dak it tanker

by gta6 player November 7, 2020

BOGSAT

Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around Talking refers to regularly scheduled daily/weekly worthless meeting. During BOGSATs, typically nothing of value tot he organization is accomplished nor comes from it... except wasting time and (usually) expanding someone's ego.

"I'm enroute to 1500 BOGSAT."

by alfree August 14, 2008