1 definition by Cletus Mangler

borg phone

Cell Phone attachment which attaches directly into the ear. Intended to show everyone how important the user is because they cannot afford to take the time (approx. 1 second) to remove the regular phone from their pocket. Usually indicates a person craving attention or was dropped on their melon as a child.Could also be a bed wetter.Gives wearer the look of being half man. half dishwasher.

cell phone poser wanna be

My neighbor Jim is a real poser. He wears his Borg Phone when he is cutting his grass.

by Cletus Mangler December 16, 2006