Beer Induced Leg Failure. A condition where by the sufferer falls over and hurts themselves or looks stupid. Condition is caused by endulging too much in the glorious amber ale we know as beer. Symptoms which indicate a case of BILF is iminent include swaying and stumbling.
by SmithsonianWA July 22, 2006
by @earthtoemily and @tayhoppus February 25, 2010
by Dean The BILF Machine July 07, 2006
Acronym: "Beast I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A beast, whether tame, wild or mythical, that a human individual sees as attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just because they're non-human doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.
A beast, whether tame, wild or mythical, that a human individual sees as attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just because they're non-human doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.
That ewe on her own in the corner is a right BILF.
Last night was awesome - I met up with a whole load of likeminded individuals and we whiled away hours comparing BILF conquests.
A BILF hunter aids others in their quest for top-notch BILF usually cataloguing possible BILFs on their internet site.
Last night was awesome - I met up with a whole load of likeminded individuals and we whiled away hours comparing BILF conquests.
A BILF hunter aids others in their quest for top-notch BILF usually cataloguing possible BILFs on their internet site.
by The one and only BILFhunter June 01, 2006
by Joey Orgler 3 February 07, 2008
by nantinkspink November 27, 2009
"Dude I saw a stroller today and wanted to fuck that baby. That was a BILF."
"That baby has such luscious loins, what a BILF."
"That baby has such luscious loins, what a BILF."
by BallinBalla99 July 10, 2009