beetle

(n) A variation of "The Shocker" whereby you form your forefinger and thumb to resemble the pinchers of a beetle.

"one in the crapper, one in the snapper"

"While my wife was sleeping, so I snuck up and laid the beetle on her"

by whistlenuts February 15, 2009

Beetle

A creature named Kayla ,, light skin with a bun

Omg is that a kayla ... oh nvm it’s just a beetle

by Lovethisheartgirl December 18, 2018

beetle

when a blunt is being smoked, it burns down to the size of a beetle (thus the name) before it burns down to the size of a roach.

stoner1: hey you want to hit this beetle?
stoner2: nah its okay just let me get the roach.

by tripsytrips February 28, 2008

beetle

Noun; Slang. A term used to refere to the Crypt Lord.

"Taste the wrath of my Beetle Whiskers, blademaster faggot!"

by Gren January 7, 2004

Beetle

Beetle: to beetle means to take off with slight paranoia, scram, get, or run away quickly. 2: to flee the scene. 3: get the fuck outta dodge.

Hey Twitch where did the dog go? Oh she beetled off out the door. Hey I gotta bettle before your husband gets home.

by Twitchenese March 21, 2007

Beetle

A bowl of marijuana

Yo man, gimme a beetle. I smoked my last one already.

by Christopher512 April 25, 2009

Beetle

A short, goofy guy who plays division I hockey at the University of North Dakota who guys is also known as Riese Gaber.

Did you see Beetle at the bar last weekend? Of course I saw Beetle downtown! He’s always there!

by Salamander hater September 20, 2023