Someone who leaves a party early; one who refuses to stay out past an arbitrarily defined "bed-time" when they have obligations in the morning.
Don't be such a bedwetter!
by heavyevy666 March 07, 2011
A phenomenon common in children in which someone who is asleep urinates. Sometimes, people older than children have medical conditions that cause them to do this.
At night, as the child was sleeping, she wet the bed. When she was awake, she was taunted for it and called, "bedwetter."
by Philosophical_Dumbledore December 09, 2015
Term to refer to someone who, well past their teenage years, exhibits a behavior that they should have outgrown by now
Look at the bedwetter driving the Mustang 5.0.
God, I wish he would just grow up. He's such a bedwetter when it comes to relationships
God, I wish he would just grow up. He's such a bedwetter when it comes to relationships
by dblack140 May 18, 2008
In 1994, I Was 14 Years Old, I Got To Bed With No Shirt On, When I Do, I Took My Underwear To Sleep In, Then I Peed Myself In Bed, The Next Morning, My Cousin Saw Me Peed on My Bed, He Calls Me a Bedwetter, So My Cousin Drove To Store To Get Diapers Which Meant For Babies, Which He Won’t Stop Calling Me a Bedwetter, My Cousin Put Me in Diapers on When Stayed For 14-20 Until I’m 21, I Cried Like a Baby Which I Have To Pee and Poop On This Diaper Instead of the Toilet, I Was Being a Baby Now By Then and I Cannot Believe My Cousin Did This To Me.
by PauliTheMole September 17, 2019
A 'bedwetter' is someone who has bladder control problems and accidentally urinates during sleep.
The phrase is often used as an offence; referring to someone of adolescent age or older who is also deemed to be a pathetic individual with little assertiveness, moral fibre or 'backbone'.
Such individuals are often commonly called:
Fags, mommy's boys (US English), mummy's boys (UK English), bitches or bitch-boys.
The phrase is often used as an offence; referring to someone of adolescent age or older who is also deemed to be a pathetic individual with little assertiveness, moral fibre or 'backbone'.
Such individuals are often commonly called:
Fags, mommy's boys (US English), mummy's boys (UK English), bitches or bitch-boys.
Bob: "Clive drives a shit-ass French car!"
Dan: "So why not say it to his face?"
Bob: -
Dan: "'Cause you're a bedwetter. Bitch!"
Dan: "So why not say it to his face?"
Bob: -
Dan: "'Cause you're a bedwetter. Bitch!"
by Bobsux August 08, 2010
by sick December 16, 2003
1. One saddled with unhelpful bowels.
2. A tribe of indie centred around the piano-centric stylings of Coldplay and various copyists, e.g. Snow Patrol, Athlete, Embrace, James Blunt, Starsailor, Travis. Named by that respected and affable pillar of the musical community that is Liam Gallagher, they are generally associated with sensitivity, scarves and limp wrists.
2. A tribe of indie centred around the piano-centric stylings of Coldplay and various copyists, e.g. Snow Patrol, Athlete, Embrace, James Blunt, Starsailor, Travis. Named by that respected and affable pillar of the musical community that is Liam Gallagher, they are generally associated with sensitivity, scarves and limp wrists.
1. "Better not put the good sheets down whilst Gran is around, Darren. She's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."
2. "Better not put Rage Against The Machine on whilst Hubert is around, Darren. He's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."
2. "Better not put Rage Against The Machine on whilst Hubert is around, Darren. He's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."
by Parsefone December 05, 2005