b/p

bitch please

MF: I'm ready for a night with the Ladies!
RB: But Aaron isn't there!
AVF: b/p!

by WckdTwstr September 19, 2009

B.P.

A guy who has at least 2 kids by accident because he "spilled his oil" and made a horrible mess.

"He got another ho pregnant? Man, someone needs to introduce that B.P. to a condom. "

by Crown Princess Bitch April 26, 2015

B.P.

Someone who has blond pubes. Usually very stupid!

Look it's a blond, he is definitely a B.P.

by YungCuzSwaggfacebaby February 10, 2022

B.P.M.

The acronym B.P.M stands for Breams Per Minute.

James arrived at the wreck and before long he and the rest of the group were fishing at 1.5 B.P.M.

by green923jade May 29, 2017

B.P.A.M.

An acronym for Baby Powder African Musk.

Typically, a concoction that is applied to the genitals, ass crack and chest hair before a night out to gawk at and/or attract some pussy in the bar or late night pizza/taco shop.

"Larry was lagging again, he had to B.P.A.M. his nuts in case Jess showed up at the taco wagon"

by GDotLarry May 14, 2009

b&p's

Derivative of Borescope and Pullovers, as completed prior to a live fire exercise, derived from a Cavalry Scout, Former Recruiter, avid Fisherman, turned Supply Sergeant, trying to assimilate to the Field Artillery.

Supply Sergeant: We got mechanics scheduled to do our B&P's.
The Sarge: What the f@ck are you talking about Tommy?!?

by ManleyF October 3, 2018

B.P.A.

Best Player Available - Acronym used in drafting of players in sports. BPA describes the approach of selecting what a team sees as the best talent available in the pool of players instead of taking a player that fill the team's need who doesn't necessarily has the best talent.

An NBA basketball team holds the #1 draft pick. The team needs a player to fill its "Centre" position.

However, the consensus best player available plays the point guard position. The best centre in the draft rank 10th in the pool. By taking the most skilled player, in this case, a point guard, this team take the B.P.A.

by Woof Woof August 29, 2008