B N W N

B N W N - This lolord means simply Bad News / Worse News. Usually it is a very direct prologue to sharing two pieces of information - the former bad, the latter worse. Each are actually informative, shedding new light on some matter. Sometimes, in a philosophical or poetic sense, B N W N indicates an double irony, an unavoidable truth about life that is not news at all, and neither good nor bad, but just fate. In either case, B N W N is best received while ellipsicated, to take a little bit of edge off the circle of life.

First use (actually informative) - (You finally take the call from your stockbroker who is managing 99.9% of your life savings in a dodgy fund.) He says, "B N W N." You reply, "Ok, B N first." He says, "That investment is too risky. You could lose 80% of everything, if you leave it in too long." You reply, "Oh, that is not too bad. Just let me know when it will happen. Give me the W N." He says, "Ok, I can tell you when." You say, "How is that B N? Just tell me when". He says, "It has."

Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."

by nothinc April 16, 2019

B 'n' E

Short for breaking and entering.

Cletus got charged with b 'n' e last monday.

by Illinois Joe November 22, 2004

B'n'B

BnB = Bed and Breakfast...in this case it is an abbreviation for Beverages and Bud...

"right am gonna get ready for tonight, dont forget the rizzla and B'n'B's"

by Bigfoot S6 January 11, 2008

B.N.I.C.

1.)Big Nigga In Charge
2.)boss

yo boss is da B.N.I.C

by younggurl May 13, 2005

B n' B

an Abbreviation for the action Bang and Bolt

Bro 1: How was the walk of shame douche bag!
Bro 2: Haha nonexistent I pulled the B n' B boi!
*Bro Five*
Bro 1: Thats What I'm talking about!

by Weedy McRobeson March 26, 2010

B.N.O.Y.L.

Best Night of Your Life

Ba-Noi-L thats how u say it

I exclaimed "B.N.O.Y.L." as I busted on that chicks face.

by Tom February 17, 2007

B.N.B

B.N.B "Brittney N ah Bag", two stoners were chillin one day in a garage, and got some new good good, that was all grinded up and beautiful/plus smelled great. But didn't know what to call it yet until one of the stoners took a good hit, and came up with Brittney. One then put Brittney in a bag, and ever since that day they called good good "B.N.B" (Brittney N ah Bag)... mmmm Yummy.

" mmm Bro this is some good shit."
"I know right bro, it is."
"What should we name her?"
"(Takes big good hit) mmmm Brittneyyy."
"Mmm yummy."

(Next few days)

"Aye bro wyd?"
"Nothin waitin for some B.N.B"
"Mmmm Brittney."

by XDCatNip December 8, 2018