Angry End of the Aztecs

A group of about seven guys take off their clothes and form a big teepee or pyramid of sorts, everyone facing the inside. A young girl then strips down, and invades the pyramid. All the guys, while maintaining the pyramid, jerk off and ejaculate on the girl, who is now jumping around. The men then take knives and cut off their dicks, showering the girl in blood, semen, and dicks. An outsider, dressed only in a Spanish army helmet, comes in with a torch, and lights both the pyramid and the girl on fire.

Last night the track team did the Angry End of the Aztecs. I was the spaniard, and I'm the only one who survived.

by AngryBubs March 16, 2009

aztec pyramid

An Aztec pyramid is when you and a nice bunch of your buddies (at least 8) take off all your clothes and form and face each other, forming a pyramid. After this is achieved a girl of choice will get inside the pyramid and begin to perform fellatio until everyone ejaculates onto her, much like a Bukake. Heres the twist: Directly after, you and all the guys cut your erect penises off and proceed to beat the girl with your severed penises until her death. Finally, after she dies, a separate man dressed as a Spanish conquistador holding a flaming torch sets you all on fire.

hey man you know that slut sarah? her friend claire totally had an Aztec Pyramid done on her while her dad watched. Anyway, lets get some sushi.

by aztec pyramid January 21, 2017

Aztecia

A sweet,quiet,beautiful girl who is loyal and she loves helping people but usually depressed inside but hides it.She’s a keeper.

Wow,Aztecia is really pretty

Wish I was her.

by Pphole99 October 8, 2020

happy aztec

Ejaculating into the chocolate fountain at your friend's wedding.

Dewd! I wouldn't dip that. Chris just happy aztec-ed the fountain.

by Girl Talk October 29, 2008

Aztec

The people who pwned Mexico before white trash came along. Best known as creators of the Aztec pyramid, chocolate, and the pinata. Yes, they invented chocolate. Spain found it and stole it.

Sadly, all that remains is a few of their towns, and pyramids. The Aztec people are no more.

by Taylor R May 31, 2006

Aztec stadium

Home stadium for Mexico's Soccer team located in Mexico City at thousands of feet above feet level and a lot of smog. Many concerts and big events are held there as well. Soccer teams American and Atlante also play there.
Has a capacity of 115,412 people.

Mexico has won 96% of the matches played at Aztec Stadium

by joseluismb March 29, 2005

Aztec Rex

A sexual move so 'shocking' it moves mountains and moves people to new heights. If you give aztec rex to someone they wont forget it. Said to cause the recipient to make a dinosaur like roar and wake up on top of you.

it was rumoured to be the cause of the aztecs dying out!

Also see shocker

Dave "How was last night"
Eric "Aztec Rex made an appearance and i woke up with her straddling me, so id say pretty good"

by pegleg123 May 14, 2009