Awkward Crow

The result of an awkward situation in which the topic is misunderstood or ignored by the other person. Signalled by the joining of thumbs, extension of fingers to create a bird like shape, raising them over one's head, making the sounds of a crow.

A Boy and Girl are sat together:

Boy: It wouldn't make any difference if I ate anything off your body, you're so flat chested it'd be like eating off of the table.

Girl looks vacant. Boy signals the Awkward Crow...

by AggroBrantos January 14, 2011

That Awkward Magic

One of that best bl you will ever read.

have you read the new chapter of That Awkward Magic

yes it made me cry

by thatmaxican4783 July 26, 2018

Awkward Turkey

The result when one person tries to give another a high-5, but the other person tries to give a fist bump. Once these two hand gestures meet, they form a turkey at a really awkward moment.

person 1: "Dude, we just made an awkward turkey!"
person 2: "Well, this is awkward."

by funnybunny321 September 5, 2010

Awkward Funny Kid

Jacob Dennis

"He's so awkward but so funny; he's an awkward funny kid! Bless him!"

by savage0.2 August 7, 2016

awkward

When something weird or embarrassing happens, and there's that silence after it. No one really knows what to say, or choose not to say anything. Just back slowly away..

When you're making out with someone and then you realize your zipper is down. You zip it up slowly...But he notices *awkward*

When you walk in on your parents doing "family planning"

by donottouchthat February 4, 2013

awkwardist

From "akwardism":
being in favor of living life awkwardly and embracing the inevitable awkardness of life as a philosophy.

X: Yo, the most awkward shit happened to me last night.

Y: Oh yeah?

X: Yeah dude, I was running around in Chicago when the most awkard looking old guy came up to me and asked me if I had seen his anteater anywhere. It was a moment filled with inescapable awkwardness.

Y: Man, you're such an awkwardist.

X: Awkardist? Maybe I am.

by MissStarfish March 2, 2009

Awkward Random

Awkward random stated by Harry Edward Styles is a way to describe something awkward and random but combined in one word.

"Oh wow didn't see you there that's totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."

by The Offical Harry Styles November 8, 2020