pure awesomeness

(adj) The condition of having no faults, being completely extreme, and incredibly sick at life.

Remix the neighboorhod mailman who was also a professional snowboarder, was admired by all. His life was pure awesomeness.

by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

awesomeing

The frivolous act of making ones' self seem more sophisticated, athletic, smarter or generally greater than those around them when in fact the individual is more than likely a giant floppy cock. The transition from being a well-rounded individual to a self-righteous fuck has not only plagued mankind, but perplexed us as well. With an insurmountable and seemingly endless bank of knowledge in all areas and facets of life, the "awesomer" will undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of you with an array of whimsical allegories which he or she discovered while exploring the vast reaches of their own anus.

Awesomer -"I don't know if you are familiar with fasting, but it is really good for your body. That is why, unlike most people, I fast nearly once a month. It takes a lot of determination and will power, but as I mentioned previously I am not like most people."

Individual fed up with awesomer - "Dude, I couldn't be happier for you. On another note, I started awesomeing today. Yeah, its pretty great. I already gained 50 lbs. of muscles and my dick grew 3 inches. . . in both size and girth!"

by JDMGio April 23, 2010

awesmosis

-noun

The movement of awesomeness from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration.

Kevin was such a geek until he stated hanging out with James, the coolest kid in school. Then through the power of awesmosis Kevin became cool too.

by RockStarMyke December 24, 2008

Awesomeitude

1. A Certain degree of greatness
2. An awesome attitude

"That movie OWNED, the awesomeitude was through the roof!"

by thebombdiggity January 2, 2009

Awesomeism

The act of practicing awesomeness at all times.

The Awesomism Creed:
I promise to...

be so awesome that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.

talk of the awesomeness of the world to every person I meet.

make all my friends feel that they are awesome in every way.

look at the sunny side of everything and make awesomeness come true.

think only of awesomeness, to work only for awesomeness, and to expect only the awesomest.

be just as enthusiastic about others awesomeness as I am about my own awesomeness.

forget the times that were less than awesome and press on to future achievements in awesomeness.

wear an awesome countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.

give so much time to the improvement of my awesomeness that I have no time to criticize.

be too awesome for worry, anger, fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

My daily practice of awesomeism has been awesome!

by 3dMosquito August 11, 2012

awesomesistance

n. 1: the act of assisting, in the discovery of awesomeness/something awesome.

2: the act of assisting one to become more awesome.

I'm glad I could be of awesomesistance.

by Kay Ford December 4, 2009

awesomegasm

(n): an overwhelming flush of excitement and enthusiasm brought on by the recipient's discovery of something awesome.

When I found out that Nate has a sword, I had an awesomegasm!

Guy One: "Have you seen Rambo?"

Guy Two: "Hell yeah!"

Guy One: "That movie gave me such an awesomegasm"

by coreystoryteller April 21, 2010