Authoritic

This word comes from the word "authority" and basically is a possessive adjective. (Sorry if that doesn't make sense.)

George was disobeying authoritic commands, and therefore was shunned by his community.

by Meady50 January 21, 2020

authoritis

when one gets arhritis from writing

lauren wrote so many short stories that her fingers began to stiffen; a telltale sign of authoritis.

by Mackenzie Schuler May 21, 2007

authoritive

A word that Willis put on his paper that isn't really real.

"Hey wow, I put 'authoritive' on my English paper and Mr. Gately thought it was real."

by Krys October 2, 2003

Authoritis

The inability to finish any type of written communication, i.e. novels, emails, letters, memos, etc...

Todd was in the middle of finishing his next best seller, when his authoritis flared up and caused him to cease writing.

Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.

by Hemingway34 June 24, 2010

Authoritize

When one authoritizes they are using brute force to set that man straight. If he’s acting up, authoritize him. Being gay? Get fucking authorized bitch. But if he’s actually gay then it’s ok because this is a fucking free country so DO NOT fkn judge. Butttttt...... at the same time don’t be afraid to set a gay imposter straight.

Friend 1: Bob won’t stop sucking my dick and I know he’s not gay what should I do?

Friend 2: Bro I think you might have to authoritize that man

by Ritchie Bitchie August 24, 2018

authoriticious

One who possesses authoritative qualities.

She is extremely authoriticious.

by Kya87 April 9, 2009

authoritized

process by which government pretends to 'downsize' by creating non-governmental authorities out of government departments

I'm no longer a government employee because our department has been authoritized, so we now work for a non-governmental authority.

by daninsask September 26, 2008