Assmosis

A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.

It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.

by co09 April 19, 2006

assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

the guy sitting next to you suffers from assmosis

by Dawna April 15, 2006

assmosis

When two people engage in anal sex.

(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)

Derived from the word "osmosis."

Okay cowboy, let's go make love on the couch via assmosis.

by Mark H May 22, 2004

assmosis

the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"

Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.

by Serena Peterson January 3, 2009

assmosis

the gradual or unconscious assimilation of ideas while sitting on one's posterior in a classroom setting

While sitting and listening to the long lecture I seem to have retained much of the content by the process of assmosis.

by herbybell April 3, 2010

assmosis

the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"

Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.

by Serena Peterson January 6, 2009

anusmosis

The scientific principle where your farts smell like whatever rests on your anus for a significant period of time.

Due to anusmosis, her farts smelled like balls.

by Luther Shabazz February 25, 2015