Augustus

A nice, sweet, kind hearted guy. He will always be there for you. Even when you tell him not to....Which you probably wouldn't do that.... He may have eyes that change colors like from Gray to blue to green. He has Brown hair. He Will NEVER betray you.

Girl: hey look at that Augustus! Hes SO cute!!;)
Augustus: Thanks....Your REALLY nice.....Wanna chill with my friends

by CheyCheyLizzie July 4, 2018

agustus waters

An extremely hot guy with Cancer and one leg rather sexy and metaphoric

I wish I was hazel green and could get me some Agustus waters.

by Har de har har February 22, 2015

Dirty Augustus

When you cook for someone and they get so aroused, that you fuck them long dick style

Joe cooked such a great meal, that he ended up doing a Dirty Augustus

by Plat23 April 2, 2020

Augustus

A Roman emperor (63 BCE to 14 CE), winner of the civil war that ensued after the death of Julius Caesar. The month of August gets its name from Augustus. He was a patron of the arts, and despite his bloody ways his reign is often seen as commencing golden age in Rome.

Augustus commissioned Virgil to write the Aeneid.

by moonbug November 12, 2006

Augustus Gloop

An alcoholic beverage in which a Jello Shot is dropped into a beer, resembeling the fat kid from willy wanka Augustus Gloop drowining in the chocolate. Otherwise known as A Gloops, The Gloop, and Gloops. Invented by Bieber CNB and Duff BNGP.

When You cant stand another saki bomb, drink an Augustus Gloop.
Gulp the Gloop.
"I couldn't get Augustus out of the Gloop, the Jello stuck to the cup.

by Bieber CNB November 14, 2010

augustus gloop

a word for dick

he showed me his augustus gloop

by Sokar September 11, 2013

Cesar Augustus

Cesar Augustus was and to this day still is the master of all things great on not only this planet, but all of the 15 planets of our solar system if my research is corect.... This is the man that most men would love to be like. This is also the man most if not every woman invisions while having sex with another male, a regular mans penis is not capable of doing the things Cesar Augustus's penis is capable of doing to a vagina. Also known as the man.... 1) We pray to at night. 2) We dream of at night. and 3) That will wrap his 45'' flacid penis around our necks in our sleep if we do not comply with the following two rules.

Cody: Hey nick whatd you dream about last night??
Nick: Dude.... obviously i dreamt about.... him....
Cody: Dude if i tell you this dont tell anyone....
Nick: Okay
Cody: I dreamt about this chick sucki....

-Cody does not exist any more after failing to comply with rule number 2
Cesar Augustus knows all....

by Bicholas Nrady September 1, 2010