Absolute bollocks spoken by incompetent managers, particularly those that work in the civil service or call centre environment, who wander round uselessy with bits of paper, bollocking people for no good reason other than they are a Grade A twat.
"Phil, I gave you this case to complete last week. Why has it not been actioned?"
"I've been busy colouring in Shere Khan and Baloo from The Jungle Book."
"Oh..."
"I've been busy colouring in Shere Khan and Baloo from The Jungle Book."
"Oh..."
by Smashthegas May 4, 2008
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the bad feeling you experience after you drink too much at a charity auction and spend money you don't have
I have a bad auction hangover. I got drunk and bought a 9 liter bottle of fine wine. Unfortunately, I have to take out a second mortgage, but at least I outbid paddle #78 and showed him who's boss. Of course, I did it for the children.
by napajoe June 11, 2014
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Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
by monkeywithamelon March 17, 2013
Get the Auction Wank mug.A person in the passenger seat of an automobile that forgets they are giving directions to the driver only to yell the direction to turn multiple times at an unintelligible speed at the driver as the car goes past the desired turn.
I was giving Sara a Chicago Meat Hook last ni... Left!!! left!! left!! left!!!!!!! You missed the turn Gilligan!
I'd have made it if you were paying attention instead of waiting till the last second and doing the auctioner.
I'd have made it if you were paying attention instead of waiting till the last second and doing the auctioner.
by Maybeillcatchfire September 28, 2008
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Guy A: Hey look, a homeless guy.
Guy B: Lets steal his shopping cart and sell everything in it.
Guy A: Wow, you must work for Auctionpay
Guy B: Lets steal his shopping cart and sell everything in it.
Guy A: Wow, you must work for Auctionpay
by Friends September 7, 2005
Get the Auctionpay mug.The annoying few moments in a sub-par restaurant where a pimple faced and/or ESL food runner stands next to your table asking "who had the <insert entree here>"
by MC Johnny P August 21, 2012
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