Auckland

South Auckland is in the north island of New Zealand. We are filled with Findians, Islanders,Maoris and Asains. We are better than the south island people.

Person: I wanna go to New Zealand

South Aucklandest: Come to South Auckland ghee, the north island is racist they all look at you if you're not white.

by A south aucklander December 2, 2017

Auckland

A widely soulless suburban jungle in New Zealand, aside from a few rare pockets of aspirational desirability with coastal themes reserved for the privileged white. Every other suburb is a mishmash wasteland of retirement villages, poor quality townhouses cropping up in former backyards, sheds masquerading as houses and mouldy villas that can't be knocked down due to their elitist heritage status.

JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.

it's a rat race to buy a crappy 5 bedroom home in Auckland for yourself and your extended familia from overseas.

my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.

by ACunny October 13, 2023

Auckland, New Zealand

An extremely over-priced city where you must be patient, be prepared to pay shite-loads of rent , be prepared to get stuck in traffic. Full of immigrants, commonly; Fijian, Indian, Chinese, Pacific Islander are the main ethnic groups here. Employers here would rather hire foreign skilled workers who struggle with english for cheaper labour rates rather than pay a few dollars more per hour for local tradesman etc... with great english skills. Auckland is pretty much a smaller version of Sydney, Australia. Has some pretty spots and good to visit, will stress you the hell out living and working here.

Person from elsewhere in New Zealand "Hey mate, I lost my job, you think I should move up to Auckland ?"
Aucklander " Yeah sure, if you're willing to live off canned spaghetti and instant noodles in order to make the weekly rent bill"

Auckland, New Zealand

by buttockgrabber February 18, 2015

Auckland Grammar

A boys school which is very strict. You are seen on your phone and Mr Morton will have it for a instant week. Mr Doolan is the best teacher. Mr O'Connor is a scary guy, who haunts us during assembly at 9AM. Good school with good history. Tryhards are A-H and H-P are the real cool kids.

AGS STUDENT 2020

That must be AGS / Auckland Grammar School

by Joan Van Niekerk June 22, 2020

Auckland Rail

A sexual move in where the man ejaculates in the womans anus in a position where she has her ass in the air while she has diarrhea, the man will then proceed to take a metal or smooth wooden rod and or his penis and rail the womans ass hard when he has come again the woman will lick the rod and or his penis clean, she then defecates into a chalice and or cup wich the man will drink

Him: My girl ate spicy tacos today so im gonna give her an Auckland rail tonight!

Friend: fuck yes bro!

by Xx_THE_POPE_xX January 8, 2021

Auckland Mafia

West Auckland the place for the sesh up the furs all a mad bunch of bastards got ya local fag house 4 pound a box bargain for us lot or even better they tend to go half’s which is 2 pound can’t go wrong if you find a bra in the furs don’t worry it’s only Brodie’s ya get jack who chores peoples bikes and doesn’t know when to stop the drink ya get kaitlyn who smokes 40 fags a day and about 100 energy drinks ya get reanna who can not get over a boy and drinks her life away then ya get Mia and Hannah who only drink certain times but make it look like they are alcoholics Mia can’t hack it we also have a local called Abi who likes a big fat doobie on a night and then we have a girl who wishes she was a local goes by the name Elle and lastly we have got cath who calls her self a nun tihat much she is starting to believe it and we all go by the name of the Auckland mafia

Auckland mafia are a mad bunch of cunts

by A mad bastard December 10, 2019

bishop Auckland

the town bishop that is usually referred to as 'bishop vegas', the chaviest place in England. you will find many children from ages 10+ drinking, smoking and doing drugs. they get this by going down south church n getting Ray or den in the shop getting bottles of cheap wine and cactus jack. most kids have shagged by 11 and probs pregnant by 15. children go down clay banks or king James river to drink and shagg behind bushes. the best thing on a Friday Saturday is the police chases down the Main Street jumping over fences and bushes to get away, starting fires and getting arrested at 10. getting kicked out of school for hitting the teachers or getting in fights with ya mates for fuck all. can't go with a decent lad without them wanting a sucky or to finger ye, without them texting other lasses behind ye back and saving their name as yours so you think its just you on their texts. getting messed about is the highlight of living in bishops, I LOVE IT!

lets go to bishop Auckland ,ect

by downthetooooon June 2, 2018