Attachments

Nudes or Pictures of 🍑🍒🐱 or 🍆 are called attachments

“Send me some attachments Shawty”

by Blrrddddd January 8, 2021

attachment issues

when someone is super attached to someone else even after the relationship ended. it’s hard for them to say goodbye to the other person and move on

emily: maddy has attachment issues. especially with her ex-boyfriend

by beachwoodmendes March 24, 2022

First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS)

a prolonged emotional attachment to the person who took your virginity

I can't get over John. I think I have First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS).

by spidermanrawrrr October 22, 2009

attachmentia

attachment dementia; a serious disorder you where forget to attach the attachment to an email over and over again.

Email recipient: "You forgot to attach the spreadsheet......AGAIN!"

Me: "Sorry, My attachmentia is getting worse. Better self medicate."

by Me-not December 7, 2011

hip attachment

Someone's best friend who's always around.

"Her hip attachment is going to be the best man at the wedding"

by fvondoom March 4, 2012

Attachmentally Challenged

Politically correct version of Attachmentard.

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Don't be alarmed if Bob had to send you that spread sheet a few times, he's a little attachmentally challenged.

by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008

attackment

The attachment that comes in on suspicious (often automatically sent to the spam folder) email, it is highly likely to have a malicious virus/trojan/other software/program
Derived from a typo of attachment

Sarah: I had better not click this attackment from "Prince Jabar of Nigeria" offering me 800,000 Euros.
Matt: Yeah, I'm sure it'll infect your computer with something nasty.

by nekohyphenkun July 25, 2010