asstologist

Some one who studies ass

My mom said I had no future, but I'm going to be the best asstologist there is😊

by Ass321 February 9, 2017

AstroLost

The infinately great ammount of unknowledge that leads someone to be baffled for eternity, in the span of each moment that passes.

KKKam is as lost as an aborted 20 year old.

by Dustin Belleau June 19, 2004

autologistic

adj. an adjective which describes itself

The word "autologistic" is a very autologistic word.

by lογος March 15, 2013

alterologist

a person who alters the form of words to create new words. Changing 'how do you do (an expression used to greet somebody)' to 'howdy (used as a noun to mean a greeting)' is an alterological act.

All alterologists are neologists but not all neologists are alterologists.

by uttam maharjan August 24, 2010

astronomist

it's like astronomer but myles wasn't sure how to pronounce it

Myles - "Yeah they're like an astronomist...anyway the earth isn't perfectly round."
Miranda - "did you just say astronomist?"

by cchilli April 29, 2021

assiologist

Someone in the workplace who is specialised in ass-kissing of his superiors and is making their way up the ranks by mastering the art of ass-kissing. Term coined by Dounyaazad

Oh ! your manger became the Deputy of the GM.

Yes , he is an experienced assiologist .

by DeeIsJustSaying May 13, 2022

Astrological cooking

Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.

My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?

by Uncle Dimma September 2, 2022