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Finger asthma

n.

A condition found among internet users which causes them to type with excessive presses of the enter key, breaking up their communique into numerous, seemingly wheezed mini-messages.
18:14 Uncle: Final fix
18:14 Uncle: Get this
18:14 Uncle: Gun addons
18:14 Uncle: More ammo
18:14 Uncle: Lower dmg
18:14 Uncle: High dmg
18:14 Uncle: Lower ammo
18:14 Uncle: But
18:14 Uncle: Make it
18:14 Uncle: like this
18:15 Uncle: You can have
18:15 Uncle: dmg and reload speed.
18:15 Uncle: Or faster fire rate
18:15 Uncle: And more ammo
18:15 Crytical: That finger asthma of yours is really making it hard for me to grasp what you're even talking about.
by Crytical September 5, 2010
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Poop asthma

Poop asthma is a condition that effects millions of Americans every year, including Justin Bieber.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.
by gabey wabey October 9, 2020
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asthas

A beautiful girl with light hair. Often reflecting the past, she questions the future. Change isn't something she wants but is something she needs.
Asthas is my one and only.
by singl May 21, 2021
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Astha

Amazing girl who deserves so much respect for what she does. Respects everyone’s opinion, a bit shy but one of the cutest girls with the best personality.
Boy: You are dating an Astha?
Boy 2: Yeahh I’m lucky 😉
by She thought it was rented March 30, 2018
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Type 2 Asthma

Like the first type, Type 2 Asthma is a respiratory condition that makes breathing very difficult. Which can cause very heavy (Sexual) breathing. But what's also unique to this, is that it causes the person to have conditions very similar to Autism. As in the person is mentally stupid and doesn't have Common Sense. Side effects of Type 2 Asthma is that it causes the person to have orgasms or act very constipated.
"Guys I think this kid has Type 2 Asthma"
by NWCTA_Vocab March 27, 2019
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Astha

So cute. Usually an Astha is LOUD. She usually makes jokes about being slapped by a sandal and wants to make refrences to more indian things but goes to a white school. Astha's are badass and strong.
Did you see Astha's dance last night? Yeah, she's so cool!
by yesgooddoggo June 22, 2017
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Ashaas

He is a boi better then ur man
Ashaas is a boi
by Ashaas November 12, 2021
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