assquatch

The name of the hairy wad the ends up between your butt cheeks when you wash your hair in the shower.

Ladies...do you ever get that annoying wad of hair between your butt cheeks when you wash your hair in the shower? Its name is assquatch. It is very frightening.

by adabrid August 19, 2013

assquatch

A close cousin to Sasquatch, assquatch is also known as the abominable ass-raper. Enjoys raping anybody and anything it can catch in the ass.

Person: Ooops, I dropped my keys.
Assquatch: Grrrrrrrr!!!!
Person: YOWCH!!!!

by SOAD fan September 26, 2006

assquatch

Someone (Usually a man) who is big, burly and notorious for dropping huge, toilet-clogging poops.

Freind 1: Man why it smell like a horse just crapped in your bathroom?

Freind 2: Go ahead and ask the assquatch

by OchoCincoFan September 11, 2010