Assquatch

When a girl posseses a hairy behind.

Hey Alex, what happened to that girl you were with last night?"; "Idk man she disappeared... I took her home and this morning I woke up laying next to an Assquatch.

by Giggity52 November 25, 2010

assquatch

Someone (Usually a man) who is big, burly and notorious for dropping huge, toilet-clogging poops.

Freind 1: Man why it smell like a horse just crapped in your bathroom?

Freind 2: Go ahead and ask the assquatch

by OchoCincoFan September 11, 2010

Assquatch

when a friend is being a big hairy dumb ass.
aka dumbass mixed with sasquatch

dude i was gonna use that couch money for some beer and you spent it on laundry? way to be an assquatch

by iequalgenius February 21, 2011

de-sasquatching

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen

Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.

by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014

sasquatch balls

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair

Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!

by ashane July 5, 2017

Cleveland Sasquatch

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.

Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

by streetwhiz May 16, 2009

sasquatch homies

Seven horny teenagers who live in Hawaii and people think they're intimidating when really they're just seven losers who cry over cute boys.

The seven Sasquatch homies are: Jessica, Donnamel, Kira, Ki'i, Karly, Sara, and Kiley.
They are seven best friends who love each other so much. It's probably the best friendship you'll ever encounter.

Started on January 21, 2013 with just six members but on June 16, 2013 Ki'i joined and they became the best of friends what anyone could ever have!
Oh, and on November 21, 2013 Calum Thomas Hood dm'd Donnamel "what are Sasquatch homies" when she asked him to join.
Jessica is still trying to convince Luke Hemmings to join the Sasquatch homies as well.

"What are Sasquatch homies"
"Lol okay, Calum"

by Hammahdolo_808 November 22, 2013