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cubic assload

I have a cubic assload of work to do.
by Gordo June 5, 2003
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assload

The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)
And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)
by Thomas Pants, PhD January 14, 2004
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metric assload

much more than an assload, used when people dont want to swear and say a shitload.
I've got a metric assload of work to do, so buzz off.
by maxzilla October 28, 2003
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english assload

Equal to a standard assload - compare with "metric assload".
"Man, I've got an assload of work to do."
"Metric or english?"
"English. It's just two classes."
by ZorbaTHut November 3, 2003
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assload

More than a lot and a ton. but less than a shitload and a fuck-ton.
Wow that is an assload of money
by darkrebel08 July 14, 2009
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assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
by pennyloafer September 14, 2008
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assload

the amount of an object one could fit into their ass.
He could fit 20 ping-pong balls in his ass. It was quite an assload.
by fainting goat September 24, 2010
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