assluster

Someone acting lackluster however in an assy sort of way.


biotch dumbass

You stupid-ass assluster

by Beerinder May 16, 2004

Asseous

Adj. Of or relating to wounds about the rump made by a fiery object or probe.

In order to soothe society's asseous wounds, man offered his burnt posterior to the wind.

by Ikelton and co. March 26, 2010

assoul

generally used on a person that is an asshole and has no soul.

boss : im going to have to let you go for being late so many days in a row.

you: sir, do you not have ASSoul?

by kody MFC February 8, 2008

asscoustics

The tone and pitch at which your fart sounds.

Man, I farted in the church pew and the asscoustics were heavenly!

by 556boyer April 24, 2011

asspussy

An anus that is used for sexual intercourse. An asspussy will generally be penetrated by (but not limited to) a penis (or penises) and/or other appendages. Asspussy is also most likely to be shaved and willing to accept cock at any given moment. The presence of asspussy implies the act of "fucking," not "making love."

After donkey punching her, I rammed my pole into her asspussy and blew my wad into her sludge farm.

I fucked her asspussy until it blossomed like a fudge flower.

I pulled out and shoved it in her asspussy because was far tighter than her coochie.

That twink loves to show off his asspussy like it's the fucking Queen of England.

I retracted from her asspussy and promptly drove it into her mouth.

My cock has his asspussy written all over it.

She passed out after I jackhammered her asspussy.

by Dirtycoochie July 29, 2008

assius fallius

A rare condition in which an individual's butt falls off randomly. Insanely rare. Very painful.

Fob, my friend has assius fallius, his butt falls off randomly all the time.

by Fobm4ster May 3, 2021

asshoused

completly messed uppppppppppp

"oh man i was sooo asshoused last night its not even funny"

by NAAACCCKKKK May 13, 2005